Funny Orange Candy or Peanut Impostor?
I figured there was only one sure way to solve this dilemma. I bought a bag and began to make my comparison. Below are my findings.
These spongy gas station treats were invented by a candy maker in the early 1800's. Real peanuts were invented by God at the beginning of time.
Circus peanuts have a marshmellow texture, a strong contrast to the firm nuttiness of my beloved.
Circus peanuts, a common favorite in nursing homes, are composed of mainly sugar, corn syrup and gelatin (made from pork skin). Need I say more? And here's the real kicker...
These stupid squishy peanuts don't even taste like peanuts! They're banana flavored! What's next? Banana-flavored Tuna fish? Ha! I caught you Circus peanuts! Pretending to be real peanuts!
In conclusion, there is no real comparison between Circus "Peanuts" and real peanuts.
All I can say is George Washington Carver would be ashamed!
These spongy gas station treats were invented by a candy maker in the early 1800's. Real peanuts were invented by God at the beginning of time.
Circus peanuts have a marshmellow texture, a strong contrast to the firm nuttiness of my beloved.
Circus peanuts, a common favorite in nursing homes, are composed of mainly sugar, corn syrup and gelatin (made from pork skin). Need I say more? And here's the real kicker...
These stupid squishy peanuts don't even taste like peanuts! They're banana flavored! What's next? Banana-flavored Tuna fish? Ha! I caught you Circus peanuts! Pretending to be real peanuts!
In conclusion, there is no real comparison between Circus "Peanuts" and real peanuts.
All I can say is George Washington Carver would be ashamed!
2 comments:
Circus Peanuts are disgusting! There is no comparison!
Debris
http://DebrisCentral.BlogSpot.com
I'm so glad you see it my way Debris and welcome to my blog!
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